ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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