Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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