Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so explain again why im purple
no
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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