Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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