she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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