is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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