More tranny stories later!
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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