We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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