Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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