Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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