dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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