Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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