"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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