You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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