shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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