Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
