Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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