we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Randomize