i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
