I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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