I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm at about main and main street
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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