How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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