if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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