Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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