So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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