never play flip cup with pint glasses
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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