i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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