i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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