...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
