Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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