8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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