i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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