She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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