we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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