Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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