No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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