Dual....:-)
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think your dad took our porno
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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