i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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