Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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