we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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