yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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