Say something about gay babies.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
