If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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