I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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