Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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