Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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