they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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