Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
And then he peed in my hair
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