My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I wear drunk well.
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