To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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