you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I think I sprained my soul last night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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