she was so not down for the gang bang
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
