Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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