I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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