Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think my tv is drunk
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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