He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Say something about gay babies.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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