Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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