I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
two words...techno handjob
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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