we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
my liver is dry heaving
You peed on a flamingo?!?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
