you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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