She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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